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Life Goes On As... Normal?

Well maybe not completely normal. Of course, my life rarely is normal. In a nutshell, this is what I've been up to:

Drawing stuff in math...

Creepy players, like Rasputin... Only my age. And not dead. And less beards involved.

Having fanart be the highlight of my Valentine's Day... (This wasn't even given to me, it was a valentine for my friend.)
Oh yeah, and assorted silliness.

... Like this.
"Stop! We're the Silly Police! You're under arrest!"
... So yeah. Just for any of you curious people. This has been my life for the past few months. I mean, don't get me wrong- I'm also dealing with people talking shit about me amongst other crap, but I figured I'd mention the good things in the form of a tacky photo album.

Updates Soon...

As soon as something happens in my life. I promise.

So Yeah.

Guess who's single? If you guessed me, you're right. Now don't get me wrong. I'm not extremely happy (Yes I am) (Shut up, truthful conscience!) But I'm kinda glad. I mean, nothing really has changed except I've been experiencing less emotional drama, less stress, and a greater sense of freedom. And I'm still friends with my ex, too.
As for the next chapter in my love life, don't expect much soon. I don't know if I'm ready. I'm going to let this whole "being single" thing sink in a little bit. Of course, some people think I already am interested in another guy. Suuuure. Like I became single just to become taken again! Of course not! Now let's party!!!
Oh wait, I don't have an active social life. This may be a problem.

...How did I think becoming single with my kind of social life would be good? Well, I guess I can find some guy who I can find somehow. (Not really) Darn you, truthful conscience. Darn you to heck.

I'M BAAACK!!!!!!

So yeah, I'm totally going to update this more often in 2011. On that note, HAPPY NEW YEAR! Now, you may not know me as an artist, but prepare to do so. Starting today, my blog posts will have self-drawn pictures. (This is the part where you cheer.)

How is this possible? Well, I got a functional camera for Christmas, so I can take pictures of my drawings! Prepare to see a bunch of cartoons. Anyways, I wish you a spiffy New Year and hope you had an awesome [insert politically correct holiday greeting here]!

What? Me? Lazy? Naaaah.

So yeah, to my essentially nonexistent readers I apologize... For I have gotten lazy busy over the past few weeks. (Looks at last post, looks at the date) OH GOSH! WHAT DO YOU MEAN I HAVEN'T UPDATED THIS SINCE DECEMBER 3RD? IT'S THE 16TH! WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME?
... Oh yeah, there's the "barely present" readers. Err, right.
Well, maybe those who DO read my blog can kinda tell your friends about it? For me? I'll give you a cake...

Whoops, wrong cake!!! (courtesy of Cake Wrecks, my favorite blog)

So... *awkward silence* What was I gonna write about again? Oh yeah, the most exciting thing that happened since I updated this.

WE TOOK A SURVEY IN SCHOOL!

Yeah, it was boring. That shows how exciting my life is.

It was about drug and alcohol abuse, which scared the crap out of 80% of the kids in my school. Just about everyone except my friends drinks, smokes cigarettes, or is a pothead. Seriously, I don't think I could handle taking drugs. I get high off of music, really. Seriously. I know what happens when people smoke or whatever. I feel the same just listening to my iPod.

I guess they weren't looking for accurate results because they surveyed our school. Pfft, like all the wannabe gangsters and Ugg-wearing sluts who actually do get drunk and/or high every week would answer honestly. If they want the truth, here it is: MOST OF THE SURVEYS FROM ARE SCHOOL ARE LIES, NEW YORK. Stupid surveyors with their "honor system". Pfft. (Why yes, I did say "Pfft" twice in a post. Deal with it.)

... Weird. Week.

So my blog hasn't been updated for a few days, eh? Well I was just too lazy

this week. Seriously, I was so tired this week that I would just type gibberish

in response to half the texts I got.

But anyways, a lot happened this week.

On Tuesday, I walked into my AP World class to see my teacher wearing a

crown. She made me sit on the floor and do a worksheet, and then she called me

a "monkey peasant". I later learned that was because we were going to

learn about the Estates system that day. It was odd.

On Wednesday, I think that was the day my friend Hailey got in trouble. You

see, we had to name a continent for some lab. She wanted to name it

"dumbass" but of course it had to be "school appropriate"

and blah, blah, blah. I jokingly suggested Domassia. She actually named it

Domassia.

...What? If the teacher asks, it means "Land Of Peace" in an ancient

Slovakian dialect. Suuure.

Well, the teacher did catch onto its meaning, and she only made my friend

say sorry to her. Wow, what is she? Three? Pfffft.

Finally, it was tonight, a Friday night! I went out with my friends, but we

went to some talent show at the middle school. And that meant *CUE DRAMATIC MUSIC* My Evil Ex.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUGH!!!

To give you a quick sense of this guy, he dumped me after dating me for a

day. Via text. The end. It's pretty darn heartless, really.

Well, he ignored me, but kinda gave my boyfriend an odd look. It was pretty

nerve-wracking.

I'm ready for the weekend. I need a nap.

[Insert Witty Title Here]

Hey kiddos! So I have a few things to tell ya about today. First, a little publicity stuff to get rid of. My friend Bryan (Whose blog can be viewed at http://bryko.blogspot.com) has announced that he will be going to school tomorrow in his, *ahem* Birthday suit.
Yes, I do not lie. This will make for an... Interesting day tomorrow. Get you cameras (or blindfolds) ready.
Second off, I would like to give a little shout-out to OmegaJako on Youtube, it's a channel of my friend Jack (The channel, you ask? http://www.youtube.com/user/OmegaJako I believe) So watch his videos. Out of utter pity.
And lastly, I have a question: Is European Handball real? I'm pretty sure it's just a made-up sport created by gym teachers to make non-jocks like me feel like a worthless sack of cell waste. Just saying.
Well, I bid thee goodnight!

Across Town and Through the Condo Complex to Grandmother's House I Go

So today I'm going to visit my grandma who actually lives in New York. She lives in this condo complex, which is good because I can leech off of the WiFi there, as I'm doing as we speak. My parents are going to a football game, and so I have to go to my grandma's house. I don't really mind though because my grandma is cool and football bores me. Honestly, I only go to football games that my marching band has to play in, which tells you alot about my view on football.
My grandma isn't the most up-to-date when it comes to technology. She just asked if I was "e-mailing" my friends. I don't even know half of my friends' email addresses. I don't remember the last time I sent an email, actually. I should do it again sometime. Sending emails is kinda fun and nostalgic. (Yes, nostalgic. I don't care if it's a "newer" technology, I probably haven't used it in years)
Well, my laptop battery is dying and stupidly forgot to bring my charger. So bye!
Enjoy this random picture, if you would so like to:

Edit: Watch this video that this kid I know made, if you dare.

Click for the video.

Oh, Vermont... How you isolate me from technology... :D

So you may (or may not) have noticed that I didn't wish you guys a Happy Thanksgiving. Well, here you freakin' go:

Got this little gem off of http://www.cakewrecks.blogspot.com/ which is another very fun blog to go on, I must say.
Anyways, although I did not eat a fail cake like this for Thanksgiving, I did go up to Vermont. To my grandparent's house. Where there is no WiFi or computer. So, that explains why I haven't been on here for... four days or so. I really do love going up to my grandma and grandpa's house though.
First of all, my grandma is French and is an AWESOME cook. She made possibly the best Thanksgiving dinner ever, of course. Plus, Vermont is beautiful. Of course, I always have to see my (somewhat distant) family.
Now, my mom's side of the family is very tight-knit and large. But my dad's side of the family is well, small and can't seem to get along. Oh well. Plus, my grandpa always has the TV on. And I mean ALWAYS. It doesn't go off until he goes to sleep (I think). Now, you might think that would be awesome, but now if the TV is an old model from the 90's or something and the shows he watches are a bunch of public television programs and cooking shows. Yawn.
Well, my mom is telling me to get off my computer, so have a happy Saturday/Sunday. And watch Elf. It;s on right now and will probably be on every day until mid-January.