... Oh yeah, there's the "barely present" readers. Err, right.
Well, maybe those who DO read my blog can kinda tell your friends about it? For me? I'll give you a cake...
Whoops, wrong cake!!! (courtesy of Cake Wrecks, my favorite blog)
So... *awkward silence* What was I gonna write about again? Oh yeah, the most exciting thing that happened since I updated this.
WE TOOK A SURVEY IN SCHOOL!
Yeah, it was boring. That shows how exciting my life is.
It was about drug and alcohol abuse, which scared the crap out of 80% of the kids in my school. Just about everyone except my friends drinks, smokes cigarettes, or is a pothead. Seriously, I don't think I could handle taking drugs. I get high off of music, really. Seriously. I know what happens when people smoke or whatever. I feel the same just listening to my iPod.
I guess they weren't looking for accurate results because they surveyed our school. Pfft, like all the wannabe gangsters and Ugg-wearing sluts who actually do get drunk and/or high every week would answer honestly. If they want the truth, here it is: MOST OF THE SURVEYS FROM ARE SCHOOL ARE LIES, NEW YORK. Stupid surveyors with their "honor system". Pfft. (Why yes, I did say "Pfft" twice in a post. Deal with it.)