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Hey kiddos! So I have a few things to tell ya about today. First, a little publicity stuff to get rid of. My friend Bryan (Whose blog can be viewed at http://bryko.blogspot.com) has announced that he will be going to school tomorrow in his, *ahem* Birthday suit.
Yes, I do not lie. This will make for an... Interesting day tomorrow. Get you cameras (or blindfolds) ready.
Second off, I would like to give a little shout-out to OmegaJako on Youtube, it's a channel of my friend Jack (The channel, you ask? http://www.youtube.com/user/OmegaJako I believe) So watch his videos. Out of utter pity.
And lastly, I have a question: Is European Handball real? I'm pretty sure it's just a made-up sport created by gym teachers to make non-jocks like me feel like a worthless sack of cell waste. Just saying.
Well, I bid thee goodnight!